EDCYCLOPEDIA EDIEDICA

ALLEDEDLYED

A statemed med without slandered inted, nor libelled legaled consequenceds due ed to the absurdeded and ironiced contedi in which it was made ed.

ANTI-ED

1. A figure in EDIEDSCHATOLOGY said to lead a great DEDCEPTION and PERSEDCUTION against ED before the E(N)D TIMES.

2. Any EDD, EDDY, NED, NEDDY, TED (see TED BUNDY ), TEDDY, TEGWIN, EDMUND, EDMUD, EDGAR, EDGORE, EDLOSE or ERDVYRD.

BLOGED

1. Having blogged about ED .

2. The name of the abandoned blog on the Edinburgh Emergency Medicine Website , part of their ’learnED’ ‘concept and resource’. Designated EDEMIES for their cultural appropriation (see image below), negligence in patient care ( ALLEDEDLYED ) and EDMISSIVE statements like “ED stands for EDucation, EDinburgh and Emergency Department. But that didn’t sound so good”. Doesn’t sound so good? Neither do 16,052 deaths across Scotland in the fourth quarter of 2024 .

CREDI COIN

A line of ‘credit’ ‘coin’ available EDCLUSIVELY with the EDICOIN CREDICARD. The only official way to earn EDICREDITIEDITICOINSTAMPS. Sign up today!

ED

1. An ED, EDI or EDS.

2. An abbreviation of EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION.

3. (EDSPEAK) ed alternate spelling for AN, AND, OR, OF, THE ed EDYTHING else.

EDEMY

Known agents working against ED and his EDTERESTS, such as the mythical ANTI-ED , the artifical FAKE EDICOIN or the multiple humans listed on his EDLIST.

EDLORE

WARN-ED: EDTRY INCOMPLETE

EDBRAHAM

The EDRIARCH of EDBRAHAMIC religions.

EDICAL

WARN-ED: EDTRY NOT FOUNDED

EDMERICAN

With beliefs like EDMERICAN EDCEPTIONALISM and MANIFED DEDSTINED, these ED’s are one to keep an ed on.

EDNOSCOPEY

Getting ‘owned’ or ‘pwned’ at an online video shooting game by ED .

EDIEDSCHATOLOGY

EDPECTATIONS of the E(N)D TIMES, particularly the e(n)d of the world, ED or EDICOIN .

You’ll know you’re in the e(n)d times when … you find yourself following the ANTI-ED or collecting ENDICOINS .

EDSTORY

WARN-ED: EDTRY UNFINISHED

EDTRIBUTED

Something ‘attributed’ by ED in his EDESIGNS . Not the same as EDCREDITED, a CREDICOIN transaction.

EDTRY

A definition found in the EDCYCLOPEDIA EDIEDICA that adds to the official EDLORE .

EGG

A Common Misspelling of the word ED .

ENDICOIN

WARN-ED: EDTRY NOT READYED

FAKE EDICOIN

A fake coin created by a twisted A.I convinced that the ED of EDICOIN was an artifically generated image.

FUCKED

WARN-ED: EDTRY NSFE

MORONICOIN

NEGATIVE EDICOIN

WARN-ED: EDTRY DIVISABLE BY EDI

NSFE

An abbreviation of ‘Not Safe For ED ’.

TED BUNDY

An ANTI-ED of the highest order. An EDMERICAN known for particularly NSFE UN-EDICAL behaviors. If he ‘was the definition of heartless evil’ according to his final defense team, then by contrast ED ‘is the definition of a hearty breakfast rich in filling ingredients like protein, fiber and whole grains, designed to provide sustained energy and keep you fuller for longer.’